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dancingsinging) wrote2013-03-14 05:14 pm
dancingsinging) wrote2013-03-14 05:14 pm
Things I would tweet if I were doing that right now
My baby just discovered a box of tissues. I found him happily gnawing on one, surrounded by drifts of more. Oh, the constipation to come!
The pediatrician's office has a changing table in the women's room but not the men's. If I weren't so exhausted, I'd rage.
I saw a licence plate that said "EVILEVA" and went into fits of jealousy. How did I not think of that?
The pediatrician's office has a changing table in the women's room but not the men's. If I weren't so exhausted, I'd rage.
I saw a licence plate that said "EVILEVA" and went into fits of jealousy. How did I not think of that?
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Your baby's food choices are hilarious. :)
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I'd like the little dude to at least shift to using sand and tissues and whatnot as *condiments*